What Do Potters Do When They Are Not Making Pottery?

When potters are not making pottery, they visit faraway places…


Well, not that far away.

While in a not so far away place, potters always visit a…


deli, a…


a bakery, and a…


coffee shop.

While in a not so far away place, potters always go to…


…once, sometimes…


twice.

Potters never go to baseball games in not so far away cities…


when a severe thunderstorm is in the forecast. (Many people are not potters.)

If you have been to this not so far away place, you have stood in this line…


even if you are not a potter.

Potters will always visit their daughter in not so far away places. They say, “Oh, I just want to see your grad school cubicle…paleeeze!”


But really…they just want to see their daughter. (Potter’s children are invariably silly. Can you imagine?)

After a pleasant visit to a not so far away place, potters hop on the Megabus and travel home. They ride the Megabus, not just any bus, because the view from the top deck is, as you can see, stunning…


oops, truck.

Potters watch the Missouri landscape roll by…


Oh sorry…truck.

Some of the farms are quite lovely…


hmmmm, …truck.

Potters especially enjoy passing over the Missouri River…


uh, yep…truck.

By the time potters are half way home, they rebel and start taking pictures of…


truck drivers!


Haha…gotcha!


You can’t hide!


We seeee youuuuu…


But some truck drivers are wiley!


Just as potters on Megabuses pass by, a wiley truck driver will STOMP on the brakes!

Some wiley truck drivers have a STEALTH button!

Look! There goes another one!


We see your tissue box… crybaby.

And then…

and then…


potters come home.

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One Response

  1. thanks for the smile today! 🙂

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